About Us

Back in 2015, something truly magical happened. Picture this: creators Brandon and Rachael engaged in an enthralling conversation about the enchanting world of crystals and their metaphysical properties. Little did they know, this heart-to-heart exchange would lead them down a path filled with love, adventure, and the birth of a captivating venture that continues to unfold to this day.

Their conversation took them beyond mere words; it led them straight to an elopement, sealing their commitment to one another with a bond as unbreakable as the crystals they held dear. United not only by love but also by their shared passion for the ethereal beauty of crystals, they embarked on an extraordinary journey.

Thus, the tale of Pretentious Goods began. With unwavering determination, Brandon and Rachael transformed their shared devotion into a tangible reality, crafting a jewelry brand that seamlessly blends the enigmatic allure of crystals with the timeless elegance of gold. More than a business, Pretentious Goods emerged as an embodiment of their shared dreams, woven together by threads of love, creativity, and crystals.

The journey of Pretentious Goods extends beyond aesthetics; it's an exploration of love, nature, and the profound connection between two souls. Each piece of jewelry encapsulates not only the intricate beauty of crystals and the luxury of gold but also the deep, profound affection between two people who dared to dream big.

So, when you adorn yourself with Pretentious Goods jewelry, you're not just wearing jewelry – you're enveloping yourself in the very essence of Brandon and Rachael's journey. You're wearing the tangible manifestation of their love for crystals, nature, and each other. And yes, it might sound a tad bit pretentious, but isn't that what makes life's most extraordinary stories truly unforgettable?